KZJ – Back on the Market

Photo by David Shankbone

Katherine Zeta Jones is filing for divorce. This means that you have a shot again (if you are rich and famous). The court order expired two years ago, so we’re stalking her again.

The Kizomba!

The girl’s name is Sara Lopez (we’ve never heard of her), the dance is The Kizomba (we’ve never heard of it), and the hinge in her lower spine was purchased at Ace Hardware (we’ve all heard of them).

The next time your woman wants you to take dance lessons with her, find a studio that teaches the Kizomba. Probably the sexiest Latin dance we’ve ever seen.