Great Tune from Lil’ Dicky with an unbelievably hot girl. Worth watching!
Instructions from a crazy Dutch guy who claims to be a self-defense expert. We’ll leave it at that.
Great Superbowl commercial (that they would never air).
In the News
An 80 year old weight lifter got busted using steroids.
Pettis won the lightweight title in UFC 164
Your mind can control all kinds of neat stuff
Things you probably didn’t know about Guantanamo Bay
NBA player De’andre Liggins is a punk ass who beat up his girlfriend in front of her kid
Johnny Football is really good at football, really bad at everything else
New England Patriots – “Our bad, apparently Tim Tebow sucks at football.”
We could watch this all day
And this bitch lost her damn mind!
You really need to watch Morgan Freeman reading the news on CNN yesterday. They made him read a piece explaining twerking! We would listen to him read anything, but this is brilliant. Click Here for the video.
Katherine Zeta Jones is filing for divorce. This means that you have a shot again (if you are rich and famous). The court order expired two years ago, so we’re stalking her again.
This is what kind of stuff you learn if you go to a good school. I could probably figure out how they got the water white in the first place if I spent an afternoon on Google. Everything that happens after that is beyond me.
In The News
The Syrian government used chemical weapons, so sometime this week we will be hitting them with cruise missiles. Learn More
The nuclear plant that blew up after the tsunami a couple years ago is leaking radioactive water everywhere. Learn More
Miley Cyrus is an idiot and she has no ass at all. She acted like a ho at the Video Music Awards and for some reason a lot of people are acting shocked and surprised. Learn More
Hackers supporting the current regime in Syria hacked the NY Times and Twitter yesterday. Upon hearing the story, old people asked what twitter was and young people asked what the New York Times was. Learn More
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Rude baboon photobomb
A slingshot that shoots chainsaws
Our favorite youtube series – The Retarded Policeman
The two worst martial arts techniques ever
Fascinating infographics comparing porn searches state by state
Even the car is curvy. Yes there is a car, you’ll see it eventually.
The girl’s name is Sara Lopez (we’ve never heard of her), the dance is The Kizomba (we’ve never heard of it), and the hinge in her lower spine was purchased at Ace Hardware (we’ve all heard of them).
The next time your woman wants you to take dance lessons with her, find a studio that teaches the Kizomba. Probably the sexiest Latin dance we’ve ever seen.