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The Syrian government used chemical weapons, so sometime this week we will be hitting them with cruise missiles. Learn More
The nuclear plant that blew up after the tsunami a couple years ago is leaking radioactive water everywhere. Learn More
Miley Cyrus is an idiot and she has no ass at all. She acted like a ho at the Video Music Awards and for some reason a lot of people are acting shocked and surprised. Learn More
Hackers supporting the current regime in Syria hacked the NY Times and Twitter yesterday. Upon hearing the story, old people asked what twitter was and young people asked what the New York Times was. Learn More
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